The cost of a book of stamps

I had to share, though, I am still wet from peeing myself!

My girlfriend just sent me a text

 - You owe me a book of stamps or butt sex.  

I stole his stamps this AM and this is what TT txtd me!

I have no idea what the hell she is talking about or what the hell she is growing and smoking in their small apartment but if this text is the end result I want whatever she has!

Oh, wait I just re-read it and now I get it (his text to her in response to her stealing his book of stamps) but still butt sex for a book of stamps!  Yikes!

Oh, my sweet Alicia!  How you make me giggle.

She just texted again to let me know she is buying stamps!